Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' Bosses Don't Want Him Back

Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' Bosses Don't Want Him Back

Sorry, Charlie Sheen, but a lawyer for Warner Bros. has shot down your repeated claims that you're negotiating a return to Two and a Half Men. According to a succinct letter (obtained by The Hollywood Reporter) from a WB attorney to Sheen's lawyer, the actor's comments that he's "in discussions" to rejoin the show are "false." "There have been no discussions, there are no discussions and there will be no discussions, regarding his returning to or having any involvement with the series."

Then again, Sheen's legal counsel hasn't backed down, telling TMZ, "There have been discussions as late as Tuesday, and all parties have been involved -- Warner Bros., CBS, Chuck Lorre and Charlie Sheen."

So who's bending the truth? Well, the guy claiming to be a Vatican Warlock Assassin (a getting heckled by fans at almost every stop on his live tour) is probably the less reliable source. Sure, there was a period when his old bosses wanted him back so desperately that they agreed to go along with his "rehab stint" -- in his own home, tended to by his "goddesses." They'd already taken him back again and again for years, after each headline-grabbing, drug-and-partying-related bout of trouble. Like any business people, TV execs live and die by their bottom line. Sheen was the star of the most lucrative show on TV, and that star gets a whole lot of wiggle room.

For the first few weeks after Sheen's meltdown, Warner Bros. (which produces the show) and CBS (which airs it) even put up with a lot of ranting and raving and tiger-blood drinking. Eventually, though, Sheen's bizarre behavior forced the execs to fire him. Even then, they might have taken him back at some point in the future.

But once Sheen decided to sue them for $100 million in damages (resulting from his termination and loss of wages), their top moneymaker transformed into a money snatcher. At this point, the idea that all parties have been discussing a reconciliation is just preposterous.

Imagine Sheen's first day back on the set, greeting Men creator Lorre, after calling him a "contaminated little maggot" just a few months back?

"Uh, sorry I called you a maggot, dude."

"Yeah, well. Bygones."

Sounds like the stuff of sitcoms, but -- unfortunately for Sheen -- not real life.

Source: http://www.ivillage.com/charlie-sheens-two-and-half-men-bosses-dont-want-him-back/1-a-341188

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Katie Holmes: Houseware Shopping Hottie

With the onset of spring, there?s always a feeling of newness, and Katie Holmes was on a mission to revitalize her home yesterday (April 14).

The ?Dawson?s Creek? darling headed for West Hollywood where she picked up an armful of fresh flowers for her house.

Ms. Holmes also hit up the Marc Jacobs boutique to treat herself to some well-deserved retail therapy.

Katie recently returned to the West Coast from New York City where she spent some time with her hubby Tom Cruise and daughter Suri.

Source: http://celebrity-gossip.net/katie-holmes/katie-holmes-houseware-shopping-hottie-497539

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Watch Hayden Panettiere in ?Scream 4? Official Trailer 2

Get ready to watch Hayden Panettiere scream! Check out the second official trailer for Scream 4 before the film hits theaters tomorrow. OK! NEWS: EMMA ROBERTS & HAYDEN PANETTIERE WORRIED ABOUT SPILLING SCREAM 4 SECRETS David Arquette, Courteney Cox and Neve Campbell are back with newcomers Hayden, Emma Roberts and more… including Ghostface! Will you be seeing Scream [...]

Source: http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/04/watch-hayden-panettiere-in-scream-4-official-trailer-2/

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Jenelle Evans Pleads Guilty to Drug Charge


Jenelle Evans pleaded guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia today.

Two other charges - marijuana possession and breaking and entering, stemming from an incident last year - were dismissed after her guilty plea.

Prosecutors are giving her a chance to clear her record by performing 24 hours of community service, at which point the charge will be dropped.

Jenelle, who got popped busting into an abandoned house to smoke pot, was also recently arrested for doling out that savage ass-whomping.

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This is one of the few Jenelle Evans images we have that you won't also find in our celebrity mug shots gallery. She actually looks somewhat normal here!

Source: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/04/jenelle-evans-pleads-guilty-to-drug-charge/

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Courteney Cox on David Arquette Crotch: Boner Central!


Courteney Cox has handled her separation from David Arquette with impressive maturity, supporting the actor through tough times and admissions of sex with other women.

Which is why we were a bit surprised to hear Cox join Arquette for a raunchy, in-depth interview with Howard Stern Thursday afternoon. She was asked about her ex-husband's sexual appetite and said it actually contributed to their split.

"Whenever I would need consoling from David, he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner," Cox said.

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Arquette defended himself by saying on air: "I'm always ready for [Courteney]. I know I'm more in touch with what she needs now...She takes one sort of thing and she clumps it [and says] that's what happens all the time in our relationship. It's not really true."

Is there for a future for this couple? It does sound that way, as Cox insists she hasn't slept with anyone since they took a break and added:

"The truth of the matter is that we love each other so much. We have such affection for each other but we are very different."

Source: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/04/courteney-cox-on-david-arquette-crotch-boner-central/

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Charlie Sheen to Warners: We DID Have Discussions!

Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Chuck Lorre, Marty Singer, Celebrity Justice, TV, Deadline

Charlie Sheen 's lawyer is firing back at   Warner Bros ., telling TMZ its allegations that there were "no discussions" about Charlie returning to " Two and a Half Men " are "absolutely false." Legal pit bull Marty Singer tells TMZ, "There have… Read more

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/14/charlie-sheen-warner-bros-discussions-letter-marty-singer-two-and-a-half-men-profits-accounting-chuck-lorre-cbs/

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